This week we have a face off between Tammyfae the priest and Glothnafar the warrior, and unlike our previous slapfights, their behaviors within the confines of this hallowed sport actually reveal far more about their character than I ever could. As you watch the movie, remember the cardinal rules of sissy slapfighting (especially number 2):
- Sissy slapfights are naked. Anything carried on one's person that has any sort of stats or armor has to be removed before the fight takes place.
- It's called a slapfight for a reason. One may only use unarmed combat. One may not, under any circumstances, use spells or special abilities during the fight1.
- Slapfights result in binding judgments about one's decency as a person. If you lose a slapfight, you are clearly a whiny bitch with no backbone, and should be treated as such.
Despite the utterly ridiculous length, that was quite a good fight. The intrigue! The trickery! The...other stuff! Here at It Will Eat Your Soul are trying to push slapfighting beyond its bound to become something much much more. And this time? We may have succeeded.
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1More astute viewers may notice that, in fact, both slapfighters used spells. Why, then, is Tammyfae a cheater and not Glothnafar? Because he had already won the slapfight when he used them against a third party. And he's not a whiny little bitch like her either.
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